NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (Reuters) — Rock ‘n’ roll pioneer Fats Domino, who was missing for days after Hurricane Katrina, returned home on Saturday to load some of his muddied gold records into the trunk of a car.Sporting a white captain’s hat, gold chain and black galoshes, Domino had a laugh at tributes worried fans had spray-painted on his house after assuming he had died in the storm.

Fats returned to his house on Saturday to find damaged belongings - it’s reported however that his Taco Bell coupons were nowhere to be found.

I have a couple of comments to make on the latest ad campaings concerning John Corzine and Doug Forrester’s run for Governor:

1. why the hell are you running your ads on New York television? keep your inane drivel in your own state - I couldn’t give a crap about who’s running for the Jersey chair

2. stop throwing the exact same shit at each other… “Corzine voted against tax cuts 3 billion times…”, “Forrester voted against tax cuts a gazillion times…” - what are you telling me here? that you’re both as fucking useless as the other? seriously, what DO you have on your agenda? sounds like jack shit to me.

3. you know things are getting desperate when you have to try and shame your opponent - how about harping on about your own successes, instead of resorting to the negative regarding your opposite corner?

grow up, you pair of adolescent twats - and stop interrupting my telly with crap that doesn’t even concern me, ya bastards!