Tomorrow morning Cathleen is driving cross country to California. She decided to to expand her business on the west coast, and she’s done a pretty good job thus far by all accounts. Sure Cate and I are still friends, which is a nice place to be at considering we’re going through a (very civil) divorce, but she’s taking with her the one thing I’m going to miss terribly - her dog, Kaya.

I remember my very first day here in New York City, and due to some immense jet lag, I collapsed on the bed with Kaya next to me - we bonded right away. For the next 5 years we’d been the best of friends. Countless walks in the park, lazy nights on the sofa watching tv, and my favorite, her “good morning greetings”, that would normally consist of her moseying up to me with her wee nub of a tail wagging, with a big smiley doggy grin on her face - normally, I’m sure, as she knew she was going to be fed any second.

Tonight I popped over to my ex’s place to say my farewell, goodbye to a good friend, a pooch with history. I’ll miss her, a hell of a lot. At 13 years old, I’m more saddened by the notion that tonight may be the last time I would see her.

A sad day.

After its very recent and rudimentary over-hyped release, the Xbox 360 is proving to be the pile of typically-rushed shit I always knew it would be. Many owners are complaining of their $400 shit box freezing with either a black or white screen, after only 10-15 minutes out of the box.

Some are saying heatsink problems during shipping, others are saying HDD issues.

I say Bill has rushed the 360 to market in a race to beat Sony to the shelves… shame on you Bill, yet another reason I wouldn’t buy anything that has been manufactured by Micro$oft - you only get one chance to do it right… anyone remember the Nokia N-Gage?

it looks like Martha Stewart has her own “reality” show -
“The Apprentice: Martha Stewart.” are we sending the wrong message to company executives with this? hasn’t this woman just been released from prison for cheating the federal government? and now she’s going to be parading around in her own show, which reaks of shit, and the premise is appallingly unoriginal.

moreover, if my name was Don Trump, I would feel horrendously demeaned (to the extent of having my boys exposed to the world by way of an ex-girlfriend with a website, an attitude and 5 minutes to spare to upload my todger shots) in having my show copied by this rat bitch who is a convicted liar and a cheat. it is of course very apparent that her talent for copying is certainly of profound interest… what with the ImClone bullshit n’all [bdum bum... tishhhh!]

what next… “Sing-a-long with Saddam”?