So I’m here working from home today, and I hear a “clack!” from the other side of my door by the kitchen. Good god no, not the fucking mouse trap.

…

Yup, it was the mouse trap alright… and in it, a tiny little blighter, and still bloody alive. What makes things worse is that the trap caught it arse first, so the head’s sticking out. I walked over and it looked at me, then in a vain attempt to escape, it jumps around like a fucking lunatic until it’s out of breath.

What to do? Leave it to starve to death, or go into eventual shock and then die? Or do I do the right thing and twat it with my shoe?

I’m going to twat it.