“Former UK PM Thatcher in hospital” is the headline at CNN’s website pertaining Lady Thatcher’s current state of health… or rather lack thereof.

A lot of you Brits may be saddened to hear of Maggie’s most recent spate of ill health issues… I on the other hand (and I think I speak for most of my family) couldn’t be happier. She single-handedly destroyed one of the biggest and most profitable industries in England in the 80’s. I’m referring to the coal industry.

My grandfather was a coal miner most of his life, coming home covered in soot and taking a luke warm bath in one of those steel tubs in front of a newly set fire, courtesy of my dear grandmother. He devoted his life to the coal mines.

Then came Thatcher and took away the livelihood of hundreds of thousands of British familes throughout the country by announcing the closure of coal mines and the “pits” the miners worked in.

Fuck you Margaret, I could care less about you, your health, your very being… what goes around…

[extends arm, raises middle finger... holds...]