When my brother sees this he’s going to shit with glee.

Jamie and his magic fucking torch ruled when I was a kid.

Did you hear that? RULED!And here are the lyrics should you want to sing along:

Jamie! Jamie!
Jamie and the Magic Torch.
Down the helter skelter, faster and faster
towards Cuckoo Land.

Wordsworth! Wordsworth!
Following hard behind.
Ready for adventure, always there to lend a paw or hand!

Mr Boo and all the others too,
the strangest people you’ve ever seen.
And the torch with it’s magical beam -
If I hadn’t really been there
I’d think that I was dreaming!

Jamie! Jamie!
No two nights are the same.
And life is one long glorious game
with Jamie.
Jamie and the Magic Torch!

(I don’t remember the dog being called Wordsworth though - perculiar)