I’ll find the link to the news story, and post it here in an update, but I just had to write about this now. Sat here watching Channel 7 News (ABC), a news alert about a couple driving through various boroughs of the state of New Jersey, and trying to entice young children into their car…

…the borough in question…

…you guessed it… Metuchen.

Say it with me… Metuchen! It’s pronounced “Ma-touchin’”

Kiddie perverts trying to pick up children off the streets of the town of Metuchen.

[laughing til it hurts]

You couldn’t make this shit up.

[update - 5/3/2007]
here’s the news link