This has been flying around the internet faster than a case of herpes in Brooklyn - a classic scene from the animated X-Men series, lovingly, and hilariously, dubbed over for our viewing pleasure…I could watch this over and over… “I’m the Juggernaut bitch!”.

Class.

After a very enjoyable time in England with my family, I find myself inside Virgin flight #9 on the JFK tarmac at 9:05pm… curious as to how my re-entry into the United States will go - considering I’ve been a “legal alien” for the last 4 years, and having to line up with the rest of the “visitors”… I meander past the “visitors” line toward the “US citizens” line, wondering if my Green Card is going to grant me the access I’ve heard so many times.

To summarize this event, I’ll say this - it felt good to have the Immigration Officer say “welcome back to the United States, Mr. Hannan.”

Ah, the sweet smell of validity. My card is green, and my pants no longer brown.