I’m not sure if I mentioned the zoo animals we had living upstairs, so I’ll fill you in… quickly… 3 kids, all under 12, and I’m sure they were convinced that their apartment was a fucking playground - myself and my roommate complained numerous times to both the landlord, and the shits living above us. They’d yell “fuck you!” through their door whenever we’d politely ask them to keeep the noise down - that’ll give you an idea of their neighborly acumen. After months of enduring what was the most obnoxious noise levels, they’re out!

They moved out today, left their apartment in shambles, and as I came home this morning with coffee in hand, I noticed a removal truck parked outside. Walking up to my apartment, the stairs were littered with papers, scraps of wood framing and general trash. They left their place in a royal mess, and left the landlord and his nephews to clean up. Fucking animals, I can’t tell you how happy I am now that they’ve gone - I can sit here, and actually hear my fingers clicking on the keys as I type, for once.

Also in the news today, we got CABLE BABY! Yes, Britblogger has been without any form of cable television programming since June 2005, until now. Kiss goodbye to the snowy picture quality of channels 2 through 11 - say hello to crystal clear shows spanning almost 1,000!

Moreover, the weather today here in New York is gorgeous - I may get a chance to ride my bike, which sadly, has gathered a rather noticable layer of dust - how embarrassing.

Of course, I was out last night celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, yet I fear today could see some encore action in the ‘cohol department!

Can I get an amen, biatch! Today’s a great day for the Britblogger.