So I’m on the C train this morning, as per usual, and I’m at the front of the train (a-la my previous posts about the other entrance’s fucked up turnstile) and stood next to an MTA employee leaning up against the driver’s door, sporadically peeking in, probably commenting on how smooth a ride he is…

[the kicker]

She’s got a cup of hot tea in her gloved hand. HOT TEA! I know what you’re thinking… ’so what?’, you say. Was I freaking hallucinating when I heard on the telly that any open hot drinks on the subway were now illegal, and subject to a fine?

[below rules taken from the MTA website]

New Rules

It is a violation to:

• Jump the turnstile or enter the system improperly, even if your MetroCard is not working properly
• Refuse to present special fare card to police officer or transit employee
• Straddle a bicycle, wear in-line or roller skates, stand on a skateboard or ride a scooter
• Move between end doors of a subway car whether or not train is in motion, except in an emergency or when directed by police officer or conductor
• Place one’s foot on the seat of a subway, bus, or platform bench; occupy more than one seat or place bags on an empty seat when doing so would interfere with transit operations or the comfort of other customers

Existing Rules

It remains a violation to:

• Fail to pay the proper fare
• Panhandle or beg
• Play a radio audible to others or use amplified devices on platforms
• Block free movement
• Lie down
• Drink alcoholic beverages
• Carry any liquid in an open container onto a train or bus
• Engage in unauthorized commercial activity
• Enter tracks, tunnels, or other non-public areas
• Carry bulky items likely to cause inconvenience or hazard to yourself and others
• Damage subway or bus property - that includes graffiti or scratchitti
• Litter or create unsanitary conditions
• Smoke anywhere on NYC Transit property, including outdoor stations

Do as I say, not as I do… nice fucking example you’re making, wankers.