If you’re a vegetarian in New York City, you no doubt would have heard the name Teany being thrown around. Recently, co-owner Kelly Tisdale let loose the sad news that due to poor sales, and the subsequent pulling out of their only investor, Moby, they would be closing their doors to the public.

For all you veggies out there that have enjoyed your faux canadian bacon and dust cakes since 2001, do not fear… Kelly has told the Metro that although they did indeed decide to close after Moby pulled out, they are restrategizing their business model and turning it into more of a cafe than a vegetarian restaurant, showcasing tea and sandiches. They will be operating without Moby’s moolar, although he will remain “part of the brand”.

[my viewpoint]

Moby is a fucking muppet. Just goes to show that the guy has about as much teste flesh as the Communards’ Jimmy Somerville. I mean, this is not the best economy, but surely after 4 years of operation, anyone with an ounce of cerebral tissue would have seen this was a winner… I did some “social hunting” on Moby, and happened across these wee lines from our caucasian ghetto boy, Eminem:

And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don’t know me, you’re too old, let go
It’s over, nobody listens to techno

Anyway, good news for the lettuce chompers, bad news for Richard Melville Hall (I can understand why he didn’t want to be known by his real name)… I mean, come on… Melville!?