I fucking hate car commercials, and the new one from Chevrolet isn’t by any means an exception to the rule. Their new “red tag event” touts itself as the greatest and latest sale they have ever had, and to promote their fayre, they’re sticking lovely red tags on their vehicles. They use the typical fast talking imbecile to make it sound exciting, tantalize you with the fact that it’s only through the Thanksgiving period, and if you’re not standing by one of their cars with your wallet out before the end of the holidays, you’ll lose out.

[here it comes]

Their strap line - “The price on the tag is the price you pay, not a penny more!”

Isn’t it called a fucking price tag on any normal day?

[slaps head - ah, calling it something else will make them think it's better, bigger, more fabulous!]

Some fat fuck will no doubt be there fresh and early tomorrow morning itching to see one of these fucking tags - tag my ass bitches, and don’t pay a penny more.