We’re all probably aware by now that Daniel Craig recently landed the coveted spot as the new James Bond. I personally think he’s a good choice, certainly less farcical than some of the crap they were considering… Colin Firth (wimp), Hugh Jackman (he’s not British) and Ewan McGregor (wimp) to name but a few.

Recently Nicolas Cage publicly unloaded at contactmusic.com stating that he “resents the unwritten rule which states the secret spy can only be played by British actors and is devastated he will probably never get another opportunity to try for the role.” He went to to say “You can cast a Brit to play Bond but you can never cast an American to play him.” That’s about the bones of it Nic, pick up your toys - he finished his rant by saying “I think that is totally unfair.”

I thought it was unfair you subjecting me to Bringing Out the Dead, Snake Eyes, Captain Corelli’s Mandolin and National Treasure.