Well it looks like I won’t be walking to work in fear of being ravaged by shards of white hot metal any more… CNN announced today that “information that led to heightened security for the New York City transit system was a hoax”.

A HOAX? Wait a sec, this was one of the most corroborated pieces of terrorist information that we’d ever had since 9/11, no? American Intelligence. Oxymoron of the fucking century.

So now that I had to spend my Friday morning commute with soiled trousers scared shitless about some explosive stroller being wheeled onto my subway car was in vain, I can feel much safer… NOT FRIGGING LIKELY! How can I possibly trust a source (our own Intelligence community) with this new news if their old news was completely fabricated, and indeed, without stringent corroboration?

Yay, you got us with that one! Thanks guys, you had me going for a second there :)

[douchebags]