If you’re a guy and suffer from flaccid man boobs, you’ll no doubt have gone through the rigmorole of going clothes shopping… it just doesn’t bode well. Nothing fits - if you don’t conform to the socially acceptable S, M or L, you’re shit out of luck.

Worry no more, my overweight beer swillers! There’s hope in the way of www.fatguyshirts.com. Their shirts, hoodies and various other fattire are not only geared to the fuller-figured, but their shirt designs are quite hilarious - such sharp quips as “Buffet Molester” and “Who Needs Women When I Have Boobs Like These?”.

Nice work Cesar and Matt - ya fat bastards!