just for the record, it’s not.

a few things to keep in mind, the next time you feel the urge to expell your mouth spooge in public:

1. you are not Jason Giambi waiting to pitch
2. the opposite sex do not go nuts for your bits watching you fleg your spittle
3. I walk the same streets as you, and I do not want your leprosy
4. nor do I want my dog to succumb to #3

I know it’s something you’ll find hard to do guys, but try keeping your mouths shut in future before letting the pavement feel your bile snot, and do what many women in these parts enjoy… swallow.