yes, it happens - and more often than you think. nothing like one of your male coworkers to rattle off a good air biscuit in front of their other male office buddies during that spate of free time normally reserved for lunch.

[gasp]

but what happens to that naturally funny toilet humor when the office mate trouser trumpet turns out to be a woman? therein lies my problem.

1. do I say something to her?

[or]

2. say nothing, suffer the ass vibrations

a close coworker of mine [who shall remain nameless] and I have discussed the possible ramifications of bringing this issue to the attention of the said offender, and have lightly agreed to not say anything. we have also discussed the possibility that our mutual friend’s butt antics may be completely involuntary, making the opportunity for bringing it to her attention somewhat… delicate.

female or not, any kind of gas basket skirt boomers in the office should be outlawed - if only for the fact that I crack up in tears of laughter at that fateful sound.